TeaPot™ Enterprise Brewing Platform

Select your tea

Temperature does nothing

Sugar level does nothing

Milk also does nothing

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Validating tea request...

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Checking kettle temperature... (18°C)

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Checking water level... (0%)

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Consulting the Geneva Convention...

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Attempting brew...

418

I'm a Teapot · Request Refused · RFC 2324

0 Brew attempts

0 Successful brews

0s Uptime

psst... try ordering coffee

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

HTTP 418 · I am a teapot.
I refuse to brew coffee with extreme prejudice.